More than just a bag lady

So today I went for my first influximab infusion as an out patient at the day case unit at The Treatment Centre. They needed to cannulate me as it’s given in a drip and didn’t believe me at first when I told them my veins were bad. After 3 nurses spent an hour having 3 attempts each in various places in my hands, arms and feet they then got the doctor.  Even using a paediatric cannula he couldn’t get one in so they called my gastro consultant to ask if they could use my Hickman Line to which the answer was a resounding ’NO’ as it’s too precious. If they didn’t follow the correct sterile procedures I could end up with a line infection and sepsis and back in the hospital and to be honest I would rather them jab me a million times than get sepsis.  So they had to call the anaesthetist to ask him to cannulate me. I had to go to the short stay ward  to see him and it took 2 of them half an hour to get one in. In my wrist! And yes, it hurt. A lot.  Back on the day case uni...